good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem
reading fics got me like
Oh no, we just couldn’t have that now, could we?
Literally should be the point of renewable energy. The point of society in general should be to make as many things cheaper or free as possible.
Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.
Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.
[Transcript:
(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")
First person: "See what's behind this door..!"
(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)
First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"
Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."
End transcript.]
The moment that man started speaking -
That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.
i love tiktok multi-duets where theres so many duets the original video is tiny and its either a masterpiece or completely incomprehensible. its the video version of going on tumblr and seeing this
my favorite minor moomin characters are the “bad language” that are personified into funny little creatures
I call this one “piss shit”
fuck & bastard
dickballs
BITCH
